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| 2 woodpeckers | Rate Topic |
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| Posted: 19 Dec 2009 07:07 am |
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outlandish unemployed grandpa 
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>> Two Woodpeckers... >> >> A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about >> which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico >> had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. >> >> The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in >> the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. >> >> The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a >> tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by >> woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do >> it and accepted the challenge. >> >> The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully >> pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. >> >> Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian >> woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was >> able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in >> their own country? >> >> After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: >> Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder >> when you're away from home.
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